Monday, January 12, 2009

I want to FAIL being fat

I was thinking about my weight in terms of grades, and I have decided that this is finally something I want to fail.

Here is my logic.

On January 5, 2009 I was perfect at being a fatty. In numerical terms, I had earned a 100% on the Fat Test. Every Monday I am going to take the test again, with my major goal of ultimately earning a failing grade of 62% on my personal Fat Test.

So today's grade? I am still really, really good at this, and I earned a 99.64%.* BUT, I am not PERFECT anymore, I have had a teensy tinsy FAIL. But I am losing ground and that is all that really counts, right?

*(I think I lost 1 pound. I weighed once, and it looked like 1 lb down, and I was pretty happy, so I moved the scale to get better light, and then I had lost 32 pounds. I THINK the scale might be broken. I have already ordered a new one, that will do the digital numbers and %Fat. Yikes.)

10 comments:

tara said...

As long as you don't get too focused on pounds and percentages, I don't care how you trick yourself into it. ;) Just remember to be gentle with yourself.

Tracy said...

Ehhh .6 is all I lost. I used all of my points and ended up -2 thanks to Starbucks and their stupid delicious tea. Need to do better!

DAVs said...

Wishing you a spectacular failure!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Better than me. I gained 0.4 pounds. And I started running. That sucks.

Wishing you an epic fail!

creative kerfuffle said...

lol--awesome perspective. you are such a LOSER! :) sheesh. keep it up and you might need a fat tutor someday. ha ha

Marmite Breath said...

I need new perspective and this might be it!

I have to stop weighing myself every day.

Jen L. said...

LOVE it! Fail well, my friend.

Fatinah said...

fail away, fail away, fail away!!

and yes, I curl real curling! you're so funny! unlike the olympics curlers though, I seldom put the rock where the skip wants it - that would be too easy! HAHAHA

Alice said...

ha! you loser, you :-)

Mandy Lou said...

A loss is a loss, take it where you can get it (especially after vacation). Fail away my friend!

 
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