(Please ignore my 4 month old picture organization project that has set up permanent residence on the dining room table).
Now, do you see the silvery-grey belt? That is my Ironman Hydration Belt. Check out the view from behind...that glowy part is the little purse thing, then there are water bottles on either side that are holstered and you can pull them out and drink whilst running. yikes.
- 700 athletic cool points for wearing a fanny pack with water bottles to run 3.1 miles.
I head to the park to attempt a 5K, knowing full well that I am 500 athletic cool points in.the.red. Noone else running had even a water bottle, let alone a double holster. One dude didn't even have an iPod--how hardcore is he?
But guess what? I was able to complete my 5K...every K or so, I whipped a water bottle from it's holster and took a drag. I completely warded off cotton mouth.
I decided that diminished athletic cool points are WAY LESS important than diminished chances of dying of dehydration. In that spirit, I am awarding myself 1,000 athletic cool points for getting out there and running 5K before I went to work. OH. and I have moleskin on a 'tender spot' on my foot, that adds 50 athletic cool points.
So overall, I am in the black on athletic cool points: 550 athletic cool points.
I am bad ass. Yeah motherfuckers, I have a water holster and I don't care who knows it.