So yesterday after I posted my rant, Mr. P texted me and asked what I wanted to do. I told him I could not make one.more.decision. So he made an executive decision and took me out for beers and trivia and an ill advised version of Killing Me Softly at karoake. We went home and cooked scrambled eggs and grits and watched Big Brother After Dark. We were laying on the couch and I told him I was sorry for being so bitchy and I alluded to the final point I made on the post yesterday...about how my lack of 'niceness' was going to affect his libido. He laughed and said that wasn't the real reason. I said, "Well, what has it been?"
I thought he would say my smaller ass, my increased confidence, my sparkling wit....but no.
"I just realized that after Thursday I will only be able to have sex with an OLD lady."
Mr. P is quite the charmer.
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Nicely done, Mr. P. :p
Ouch, Mr. P. No nooky for you, two weeks!
Mr. P is on the road to celibacy at this rate!
Ha ha ha ha...That was mean, but a good one...too bad he is already old! and Teddy too...what am I going to do being the only one in my 30s?
isn't mr. p older than you? the hubs is older than me too so i tease him about this if he gets too out of hand.
Oh Mr. P. I fear you are on thin ice.
Well, HP, at least there won't be any competition from me for Mr. P. I mean, he is charming and all, but ...
hahaha.
HA! touche, mr p. touche. i assume that earned him a nice swat? ;-)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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