Wednesday, July 29, 2009

His charm is not lost on me

So yesterday after I posted my rant, Mr. P texted me and asked what I wanted to do. I told him I could not make one.more.decision. So he made an executive decision and took me out for beers and trivia and an ill advised version of Killing Me Softly at karoake. We went home and cooked scrambled eggs and grits and watched Big Brother After Dark. We were laying on the couch and I told him I was sorry for being so bitchy and I alluded to the final point I made on the post yesterday...about how my lack of 'niceness' was going to affect his libido. He laughed and said that wasn't the real reason. I said, "Well, what has it been?"

I thought he would say my smaller ass, my increased confidence, my sparkling wit....but no.

"I just realized that after Thursday I will only be able to have sex with an OLD lady."

Mr. P is quite the charmer.

9 comments:

wafelenbak said...

Nicely done, Mr. P. :p

Shelley said...

Ouch, Mr. P. No nooky for you, two weeks!

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

Mr. P is on the road to celibacy at this rate!

Penny said...

Ha ha ha ha...That was mean, but a good one...too bad he is already old! and Teddy too...what am I going to do being the only one in my 30s?

creative kerfuffle said...

isn't mr. p older than you? the hubs is older than me too so i tease him about this if he gets too out of hand.

DAVs said...

Oh Mr. P. I fear you are on thin ice.

SoMi's Nilsa said...

Well, HP, at least there won't be any competition from me for Mr. P. I mean, he is charming and all, but ...

hahaha.

Alice said...

HA! touche, mr p. touche. i assume that earned him a nice swat? ;-)

Fatinah said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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