Tuesday, June 2, 2009

as in life, chill for best results...

Hello, my name is HotchPotchery and I am a water "product" addict. You tell me that water has vitamins, whether real or fake, and I am ON board brother!

I LOVE VitaminWater...it is full of vitamins (duh) and seriously, the Dragon Fruit one that is Power C totally gives me power. I mean COME ON PEOPLE it is made by the people at the Center for Responsible Hydration. I have had to give it up though...too many points. (Though interestingly I do not find beer to have too many points.)

I love FUZE, especially the white tea and slenderize varieties. It contains SuperCitrimax which is made from a Garcinia cambogia, which is supposedly a fruit, but the google results sort of scared me, so I am back to SuperCitrimax.

In February when I visited my sister we found this special water that had a vitamin potion in the lid and you unscrew it and the vitamins go in the water, then you shake it and have a delicious spectacularly full of vitamin beverage. On the way home from the lake on Sunday I found it at a super crappy convenience store. SCORE. VBlast! Dudes, only YOU can decide when to release the vitamins! I decided to do it right away!
The only thing that draws me in more than a water product with vitamin potion is one that is ORGANIC, like this latest find: twistORGANICS. I picked Pomegranate Blueberry. Two things make this water awesome, and sorta sadly taste isn't one of them...it is kind of weird tasting, not bad, but not super delicious. If I added a Sweet 'n Low I bet it would be fantastic.

The first awesome thing is the main ingredient:

I know, I know the flashy glare makes it hard to read, but it says ULTRA PREMIUM WATER. Not just premium water, mind you, but ULTRA premium water. that is some high quality H20*.

The second awesome thing is the Serving Suggestion:

After a super angsty couple of days, Twist Organics, I definitely will try.

*Remember that movie "The Waterboy"?


creative kerfuffle said...

: ) this is so...refreshing. really, i feel healthy and hydrated just reading it. sadly, i'm a water pauper. i drink eau de tap or eau de fridge-door.

Not Your Aunt Bea said...

You totally are the girl version of the waterboy! And here I was drinking tap the whole time. Neveryoumind my third eye, it helps, believe it or not. I will have to see if I can find some of these drinks out here in the PFE.

DAVs said...

Oh my. That is a serious addiction. My BIL would LOVE you because he's in charge of all bottled water products for a huge grocery chain. He's always asking us what would make us buy bottled water, but alas, we're cheapies and just drink tap.

SoMi's Nilsa said...

I love all those flavored waters, too, but some of them are so high in calories that it's foolish to call it just water. I stick to the plain stuff, though I've been adding Crystal Light to mine lately to give me that feeling of summer!

Anonymous said...

I got over my Fuze addiction when I realized it was a point. Now I just get my vitamins in chocolately muffin form...much better.

Swistle said...

OMG. "I decided to do it right away!" SO FUNNY.

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