Lots of stuff has been going on, so MUCH stuff that I am having a hard time figuring out where to start and how to even organize it without one, giant, comma, filled rambling sentence with lots of CAPITAL letters and words that I make up.
So I will start with this interaction I had just two hours ago.
I went to lunch and on my way back to my office I notice a guy walking towards me walking a pretend dog...or pretending like he is walking a dog... not sure the distinction is important, but I was getting hung up on how to describe it.
So for some reason I don't really even understand, I smiled at him and said, "What kind of dog is that?"
Without hesitation he said, "I am not pretending to walk a dog, I am pretending to smoke a cigarette."
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wow. im not really sure what to say. but this is definitely funny.
What.
Bizarro world.
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was it regular or menthol?
now i want the post when the run on sentence w/ lots of commas and CAPS and made up words ; )
Uhhhhh......
Only on a college campus...
Oh, God. He was probably a theatre kid. That sounds like "our kind."
He obviously wasn't pretending to smoke a cigarette very well.
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