Wednesday, April 13, 2011

people are interesting

Lots of stuff has been going on, so MUCH stuff that I am having a hard time figuring out where to start and how to even organize it without one, giant, comma, filled rambling sentence with lots of CAPITAL letters and words that I make up.

So I will start with this interaction I had just two hours ago.

I went to lunch and on my way back to my office I notice a guy walking towards me walking a pretend dog...or pretending like he is walking a dog... not sure the distinction is important, but I was getting hung up on how to describe it.

So for some reason I don't really even understand, I smiled at him and said, "What kind of dog is that?"

Without hesitation he said, "I am not pretending to walk a dog, I am pretending to smoke a cigarette."

8 comments:

Tammie said...

wow. im not really sure what to say. but this is definitely funny.

Swistle said...

What.

MyTwoLines said...

Bizarro world.
Thanks for your help with our fundraiser, YOU ARE AWESOME!

creative kerfuffle said...

was it regular or menthol?
now i want the post when the run on sentence w/ lots of commas and CAPS and made up words ; )

Mrs. Irritation said...

Uhhhhh......

Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks said...

Only on a college campus...

Jen L. said...

Oh, God. He was probably a theatre kid. That sounds like "our kind."

Shelley said...

He obviously wasn't pretending to smoke a cigarette very well.

 
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