Lots of stuff has been going on, so MUCH stuff that I am having a hard time figuring out where to start and how to even organize it without one, giant, comma, filled rambling sentence with lots of CAPITAL letters and words that I make up.
So I will start with this interaction I had just two hours ago.
I went to lunch and on my way back to my office I notice a guy walking towards me walking a pretend dog...or pretending like he is walking a dog... not sure the distinction is important, but I was getting hung up on how to describe it.
So for some reason I don't really even understand, I smiled at him and said, "What kind of dog is that?"
Without hesitation he said, "I am not pretending to walk a dog, I am pretending to smoke a cigarette."